- What she says: I'm fine.
- What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
Posted 12 hours ago
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
When someone leaves immediately after a Marvel movie
A+ for gif usgae
(Source: magicalprocrastination)
Posted 12 hours ago
AW YEA
he’s in the car with his mom tho
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
Posted 1 day ago
how I discovered I was pansexual
- shit that guy’s hot
- oh fuck that girl’s hot too
- wait what trans people are hot as well
- damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
- is there a term for this condition
Posted 1 day ago
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Star Trek: TNG | Season 3 Gag Reel
(Source: travelerontheedge17)
Posted 2 days ago
Favourite show of all time.
(Source: abigail-sciuto)
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Call me Ash or EliM|19|Pansexual
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